Name: Sally
Age: Some
Gender: is a social construct

Skills: General administration
Good phone manner
Diary management for others
Complete inability to manage personal diary
Will apologise for literally anything (profusely)
Creative, but only in very specific ways
Good cook
Bad teenage skin (note: not a teenager)
Can lose glasses almost immediately
Personable
Strong ability to preempt the needs of others
Strong ability to incorrectly try to serve those needs
Flattery
Loves buying presents (presents are often terrible)
Can coexist with cats
Likely to say all of the wrong things at all of the wrong times