So, I got a new twitter follower.

Which is fine, except I don’t have soundcloud, so it’s a pretty empty offer. But then I thought…maybe I do have soundcloud and I just don’t know it. Maybe someone has been following me and taping me, and putting it all on the internet. Unsettling, to say the least.

So I had a look.

Firstly, I discovered that SoundCloud is a Swedish platform, based in Germany. Who knew. Then I had a look for my soundcloud page. First efforts were mostly unsuccessful.

So I cast my net a little wider. I think it’s fair to say I was happy with the result, because this woman is basically everything I aspire towards.

Unfortunately I never did find myself, so I think my new twitter friend is out of luck. They can be happy in the knowledge that I had fun doing this though. You’re welcome B-RU$H, enjoy your “I-made-a-someone-happy” high.