I wrote this title in 2014, somehow thinking it might be engaging reading.

And it will be, so here goes…

1. The dark.
   I keep thinking I might get over it, but no. I run through my house once the lights are off.
2. Scorpions.
   Again, something to get over what with living in a country with no scorpions, but I still check the end of my bed about once a week in case a scorpion has snuck in.
3. Fireworks.
   They are just explosives. Why does anyone like them.
4. The future.
   Just like everyone else.
5. Falling off high-up paths.
   I’m not on high-up paths very often, but the second I’m anywhere near an edge I become convinced I’m going to fall to my death.
6. Losing my keys.
   Constantly convinced that they’ve vanished. It wouldn’t even be much of an issue if I did, but there we are.
7. Scary films/stories.
   Because I can’t convince myself that they aren’t all real.
8. Zombies.
   Because they are definitely real.